@whimsical-wife
I knew this was some sort of conspiracy - I mean come on!
I'm irresistible :3
"God favors me for I survive" - king yapdollar
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Age 21, Female
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monster high alumni
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Joined on 5/2/22
@whimsical-wife
I knew this was some sort of conspiracy - I mean come on!
I'm irresistible :3
@whimsical-wife what do you mean you’ve been eating the letters?? I don’t think paper is edible.
that won't stop me!
@whimsical-wife i will stop you from putting letters of love in your stomach! no matter the cost
but I'm so hungry and the letters fit so perfectly in my mouth
@whimsical-wife how do you even digest paper?? does that mean you can eat other non edible items?
I'm just that strong
@whimsical-wife I’ll just make my letter bigger than your face! that way, it cant fit in your mouth, so you wont be able to eat it!
@whimsical-wife I can’t imagine that paper is the most filling thing in the world
DeaghlanNG
Wife, there's clearly been some massive mistake because I have not recieved any admissions of love yet - I was expecting an inbox full of lonely, desperate singles in my area looking for love. Is this a glitch in the system? It's a glitch in the system right? Hello?
whimsical-wife
I've been EATING 75% of the letters. THERE WILL BE NO LONELY SINGLES THIS YEAR