@whimsical-wife
I knew this was some sort of conspiracy - I mean come on!
I'm irresistible :3
"God favors me for I survive" - king yapdollar
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@whimsical-wife
Age 21, Female
pony express intern
monster high alumni
kickassia
Joined on 5/2/22
- Level:
- 21
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- 12,040
- Vote Power:
- 6.25 votes
- Art Scouts
- 10+
- Rank:
- Portal Security
- Global Rank:
- 22,007
- Blams:
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- 406
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- 8%
- Whistle:
- Deity
- Trophies:
- 29
- Medals:
- 79
- Supporter:
- 9m 15d
Comments
@whimsical-wife what do you mean you’ve been eating the letters?? I don’t think paper is edible.
that won't stop me!
@whimsical-wife i will stop you from putting letters of love in your stomach! no matter the cost
but I'm so hungry and the letters fit so perfectly in my mouth
@whimsical-wife how do you even digest paper?? does that mean you can eat other non edible items?
I'm just that strong
@whimsical-wife I’ll just make my letter bigger than your face! that way, it cant fit in your mouth, so you wont be able to eat it!
@whimsical-wife I can’t imagine that paper is the most filling thing in the world
DeaghlanNG
Wife, there's clearly been some massive mistake because I have not recieved any admissions of love yet - I was expecting an inbox full of lonely, desperate singles in my area looking for love. Is this a glitch in the system? It's a glitch in the system right? Hello?
whimsical-wife
I've been EATING 75% of the letters. THERE WILL BE NO LONELY SINGLES THIS YEAR